Friday, October 28, 2005

Power Bottom Mr. Sulu

George Takei (rhymes with 'okay') is officially gay.

Hey that whole line rhymed...sweeet!

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Biggest Douche on Earth

Taking a call while playing keyboard during a performance gives this guy the coveted "Biggest Douche on Earth" Award. Get it together Ass Hole!

Friday, October 21, 2005

No Furbies Allowed

Friday, October 14, 2005

The Mean Value of Ugly

I love listening to the 'S' deuces, or Sorority Sluts, while wandering campus. Today I overheard a great conversation that went something like this:

She is such a trashy little skank and she is like sooo ugly. I mean she's not too bad since she's thin, but could you imagine if she was like 30 pounds heavier? She'd be like ugly squared!

For those math majors keeping count, I'm sure these cum dumpsters all assumed "ugly" is greater than one.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Who will replace Howard Stern?

Blurb below confirms it will be 'Diamond' David Lee Roth and Adam 'Ass Man' Carolla replacing Howard Stern come January. I'm not sure if I'll care to listen to either one for very long except to hear them suck. Adam Carolla clearly can't carry his own show on comedy central so I doubt adding four and half more hours will help. As for the Diamond, I'm 24 and I barely have any idea of who he is. Will anyone care? - Who will replace Howard Stern? Also: My Morning Jacket: "Radio Dave: Remember those rumors that David Lee Roth would replace Howard Stern when he moves to Sirus Satellite Radio? Well, Fox News' Roger Friedman is now saying they're true. 'The one-time lead singer of Van Halen will assume the microphone in New York and several other markets where Stern's radio show is heard,' he wrote, adding that Adam Carolla 'will likely have the West Coast' markets. An official announcement has not been made. Posted 12:17 p.m."

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Greek Alphabet - Not just for Greeks

Tired of kids making fun of you because you don't know a chi from a xi? Then check out this guide to greek letters so you won't be such an alpha sigma sigma.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

This is What $2400 Looks Like

I got in an accident with my S-Box 3000, or Saturn, if you want to be a dick about it. Turns out this is what $2400 worth of body work looks like. Thank Jebus for insurance, otherwise I'd be really pissed at myself. I'm a big fan of insurance because of stuff like this. Whenever something happens to someone's property and they don't have insurance, I don't feel bad at all. Fuck 'em I say. If you can't afford to insure something or afford to buy two, then you can't afford the damned thing in the first place. Now bring on the sob stories.