Tuesday, January 03, 2006

"'F' This" Series: 'F' Merry Christmas

The Holidays are finally over, so that means a lot of built up psychotic rage at the mundane parts of life that make me want to start punching throats. So enjoy my anger or go 'F' yourself. And for the record, they were the "Holidays". Last time I checked the Calendar, Christmas and New Year's are both Holidays and they are within a week of each other. Now I could refer to them both by name, but I've got shit to do. Is it so wrong to cut the Jews some slack during the time of year when the Christians have such a sweeter holiday? You just can't compare oil lasting a long time to the bloody crucifixion of the the son of God and his resurrection as Santa Claus. That's sweet!

So here's to Happy Holidays and 'F' those not-so-Merry Christians.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yabut... The same people who were saying "Happy Holidays" a few weeks ago, are now wishing me a "Happy New Year". So which holidays were they talking about??
Anyway, I'm not even Y2K compliant yet, don't get me started on New Years Eve, AKA amatuer drunk night.

11:57 PM  
Blogger Daedalus said...

Ha, ha! Your blog is cracking me up. And that creepy reindeer child is hilarious!

11:23 AM  

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