tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-148218532011-07-14T14:26:53.815-07:00A collection of ideas that are funny, interesting, strange, or just really cute.Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.comBlogger1191100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1143057107258722452006-03-22T11:49:00.000-08:002006-03-22T11:51:47.256-08:00

Check out USELESS ADVICE FROM USELESS MEN this week where you can get advice from the male point of view.

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ArsTechnica has a story about a sweet new way to interact with your computer that comes out of Microsofts's research labs. Instead of using your crap ass mouse or janky keyboard, you can make email dance to your own beat with a DDR pad. Spam, gets deleted with a sweet jump move so you burn calories while taking out your frustration on that "PENUS IN-LARGE HOME MORGAUGE".

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1142231655867449532006-03-12T22:31:00.000-08:002006-03-12T22:34:15.883-08:00

Check out Rob in China this week for tales of travel in China.

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I've moved Just Ideas over to BlogCharm so that I can get paid to blog. The blog is being promoted using Blogexplosion and Blogmad. For more information click the links or leave a comment. I look forward to hearing from you on the new blog!

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Howard Stern has been sued by CBS Radio over promoting Sirius Satalite Radio during his last year on the air. As a long time fan and avid listener, I know that any talk of Sirius while Howard was with CBS radio was approved by top CBS management and that anything they didn't want on the air could have been dumped as easily as the word 'anal'. The case should be a slam dunk for Howard since CBS

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It's always been annoying that a device that (usually) works so well inside, can suck on toast when you bring inside. I read an article from Tom's Hardware about an upcoming family of products that finally lets you use your phone in the location where man has been trying to spend more time in thousands of years --- inside. The product from SignalWide is essentially a glorified repeater. It takes

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1140297620478817482006-02-18T13:10:00.000-08:002006-02-18T13:20:20.493-08:00

I never thought that a sports car could be economical, but the Lotus Elise proves it's possible. It gets 22 mpg city and 29 mpg on the highway so you won't feel too bad passing all those Prius Assholes as you go 0 to 60mph in under 5 seconds. All for a very cheap (sports car) price of $42,990. I now have something to work for...so back to work.

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I recently found out how good it can feel to help out others in need. A couple months ago a lovely piece of jail bait knocked on my door. She was selling magazines so that she could get something to improve her life...blah blah blah. When I saw that I could get a two year subscription to Penthouse for only $30, I knew I had to help. The 4 to 8 weeks of waiting is over, and now, every time I look

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1138860988776184032006-02-04T14:32:00.000-08:002006-02-05T00:59:42.450-08:00

Censorship of radio lyrics has gone to fucking ret@#$ed lengths recently. First up we have the Black Eyed Peas with their hit song "Let's Get Retarded." You may have never heard about this song because the censored radio friendly version is "Lets Get It Started". The lyrics of the original song even state:In this context, there's no disrespect So changing the name of the song is in fact ret@#$ed.

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We all know that it's not cheating if you're dipping your meat plunger into another muff tuft as long as you're in another area code. A lesser known, but related rule, concerns country codes. If you tongue kiss and take a tea bag from a man while in another country, you're technically still straight in your home port. Bon Voyage!

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1136355803487777332006-01-22T20:29:00.000-08:002006-01-22T20:30:58.406-08:00

You've seen these jag heads with their oversized kids toys. They pedal along with traffic pretending to be like the rest of the big boys on the road, but what they don't realize is that they are about 100 Cliff Bars short of being able to go fast enough and a couple of digits shy of the required IQ to get the hell off the road. Thanks for saving the planet you marble bagged wonders, but 'F' you

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I live in a pretty small town. Technically it's a city, but if you don't have a place for poor people to shop (Food4Less or WalMart) then you're just a town. I've learned that when driving around this crap-berg, the only thing that matters is distance. No "faster, but longer" route exists as it does in a real city. Oh there are parts where you might think you could go faster, but that's when you

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While traveling for the Holidays, I decided to visit my old school where I spent my time as an undergrad. I wandered around and checked out all the new construction. I like watching other people work so I took my time. When I finally returned to my car, I saw a yellow envelope and a red piece of paper under my windshield wiper blade. Apparently I hadn't given enough to the Alumni Foundation that

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The Holidays are finally over, so that means a lot of built up psychotic rage at the mundane parts of life that make me want to start punching throats. So enjoy my anger or go 'F' yourself. And for the record, they were the "Holidays". Last time I checked the Calendar, Christmas and New Year's are both Holidays and they are within a week of each other. Now I could refer to them both by name, but

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Happy Chanukkah from a Denny's Claw Machine!

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When I triedHooters 3D Golf I wasn't expecting Golden Tee, but I still wasn't expecting the worst mini golf experience ever. This game is almost so bad that it's fun to see how much the controls suck. Enjoy the crap game!

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I found these sweet stuffed, butt stuffing pouches at Ikea in the kids section. They are literaly sewn together at the hands so that they can only be in sexual positions. Call me old fashioned, but I think that kids should learn about sex from TV like we used to back in the good old days.

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The LA Times has an article about what happens to those curbside recyclables after they get picked up. Recycling still depends heavily on manual labor, which is incredibly lame and why it is still mostly a waste of time and money (except for aluminum). We need money to research better recyling methods instead of subsidizing the current methods. Until that happens I'll be tossing the newspaper in

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George Takei (rhymes with 'okay') is officially gay. Hey that whole line rhymed...sweeet!

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1130475979756522102005-10-27T22:04:00.000-07:002005-10-27T22:29:13.080-07:00

Taking a call while playing keyboard during a performance gives this guy the coveted "Biggest Douche on Earth" Award. Get it together Ass Hole!

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I love listening to the 'S' deuces, or Sorority Sluts, while wandering campus. Today I overheard a great conversation that went something like this:She is such a trashy little skank and she is like sooo ugly. I mean she's not too bad since she's thin, but could you imagine if she was like 30 pounds heavier? She'd be like ugly squared!For those math majors keeping count, I'm sure these cum

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1129084237276484522005-10-11T19:30:00.000-07:002005-10-11T19:40:40.190-07:00

Blurb below confirms it will be 'Diamond' David Lee Roth and Adam 'Ass Man' Carolla replacing Howard Stern come January. I'm not sure if I'll care to listen to either one for very long except to hear them suck. Adam Carolla clearly can't carry his own show on comedy central so I doubt adding four and half more hours will help. As for the Diamond, I'm 24 and I barely have any idea of who he is.

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1128914181350868552005-10-09T20:16:00.000-07:002005-10-09T20:17:26.590-07:00

Tired of kids making fun of you because you don't know a chi from a xi? Then check out this guide to greek letters so you won't be such an alpha sigma sigma.

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I got in an accident with my S-Box 3000, or Saturn, if you want to be a dick about it. Turns out this is what $2400 worth of body work looks like. Thank Jebus for insurance, otherwise I'd be really pissed at myself. I'm a big fan of insurance because of stuff like this. Whenever something happens to someone's property and they don't have insurance, I don't feel bad at all. Fuck 'em I say. If

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This sweet USAtoday article has the following on former Education Secretary William Bennett:"But I do know that it's true that if you wanted to reduce crime, you could, if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down," said Bennett, author of The Book of Virtues.He later said that he should receive an apology over the controversy

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1127523553616880232005-09-29T09:52:00.000-07:002005-09-28T22:38:11.923-07:00

Too many people have problems that aren't really problems. Life is so good for most Americans that we have to invent problems. The following are problems that someone in the former Congo would probably give what's left of their genitalia for:4. "Guys/Girls just keep hitting on me. I'm just too good looking, I wish it would stop."3. "My penis is so big that it messes up my balance and I keep

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1127800309500490292005-09-27T07:42:00.000-07:002005-09-26T23:55:51.800-07:00

I will now recount a true event from my day on Monday and I will ask you to determine if it is ironical or not. (Ironical is actually a word if you were wondering.)Today, while driving to the transportation departmentto purchase a bus pass, I got in a car accident.Update: The accident was with another sedan.Is this situation:a) Ironicalb) Coincidentalc) A tragic outcome with absolutely no

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1127612936435273662005-09-26T22:38:00.000-07:002005-09-26T10:19:03.116-07:00

This great article from Ars Technica talks about the new FBI "anti-obscenity squad, which will consist of eight agents, a supervisor, and assorted staff, will be responsible for accumulating evidence to use against those that produce and distribute criminally obscene content." These guys get paid to cruise for some of the best adult entertainmnet available and the best part is that "House

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1127518015325458502005-09-23T17:24:00.000-07:002005-09-23T17:41:29.796-07:00

I just got an email about additional services for Chase credit cards. I'm no english major, but in about 15 seconds I found two horrible typos:"- ID Theft Insurance: Coverage for up to $25,0003 in qualifying expenses related to identity theft, including lost wages and legal fees."This typo can cause an order of magnitude of confusion. Do they cover a piss-poor $25,000.00 or do they cover

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1127198581876617022005-09-20T23:34:00.000-07:002005-09-21T21:33:09.396-07:00

Guys, how many times has this happened to you? So you've been working pretty hard and saved up a lot of money. You decide to slum it and bump humps with a skank and you knock her up. That means 18 years of child support. God damned poontang has ruined you life. There must be something to guard against the power of the poon-achio. Well I have the solution. It's the new BangBuster Condom Reminder.

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That is the name of the alternative toy shop I'm going to open up for homosexual children. Instead of gay boys being force to play with Barbie dolls and maybe a Ken doll, "Just Kens" will offer a complete lineup of Ken dolls complete with different wardrobes. Of course Ken will be available dressed as every member of the Village People, but don't forget about Ball-gag or Power Bottom Ken. The

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1126750953204177232005-09-16T09:22:00.000-07:002005-09-15T20:52:56.220-07:00

I saw this USA Today article about the decision handed down by a federal judge delcaring "the reciting of the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools unconstitutional." The case was brought by Mike Newdow, a Sacramento man, who has had a similar case before Supreme Court a couple years ago. What amazes me is that the "under God" part of the Pledge being debated wasn't even part of the original

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1126747208245266472005-09-14T18:20:00.000-07:002005-09-14T18:28:40.190-07:00

I found this entertaining letter to the Red States from New California on Weird Cake: Treats from a Bipolar Mind and since I'm from California I found it quite entertaining. I don't know if the facts used in the letter are true, but I've learned that it doesn't matter as long as the "facts" fit in with my previous unreasoned rigid beliefs. If anyone has some better information then please, by all

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I wrote a pretty sweet post today about lasers, but you won't get to read it. The Blogger new post wizard ate my text and not even ctrl-z could save me. It's one of those fun technological mishaps that just makes you want to yell out a nice loud, "Nut Pokers!"Maybe I'll rewrite the laser post another day, but I'm so angry that, like a drunken step-father, I'm taking my anger out on those that

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1126290438974178522005-09-13T11:16:00.000-07:002005-09-14T01:00:38.376-07:00

I'm getting tired of hearing about the courageous struggles of single working Moms. Just because you ruined your life by spreading you legs like butter on toast, it doesn't make you a hero or something special. It just makes you normal. The real heros are the women that force a man to marry them, abstain from becoming a sperm recepticle, or get an abortion behind a Rite Aid. Anyone who keeps

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1126289799293366842005-09-11T09:10:00.000-07:002005-09-13T00:08:19.406-07:00

Never Forget that 9/11 marks the return for great Sunday night television as Fox kicks off all new seasons of "Malcom in the Middle", "King of the Hill", "The Simpsons", "American Dad", and even "Family Guy". This is a good time to reflect on on how we were lulled by reruns into forgetting to watch TV and how we need to be ever vigilant to prepare for a new season of quality programming. If we

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1126289411725042152005-09-10T10:54:00.000-07:002005-09-10T14:23:51.243-07:00

Liberals blame the recent tragedy of hurricane Katrina on global warming, while the conservatives claim their God punished New Orleans for its sinful behavior. Although these two sides disagree, rational people can agree that both sides are assholes. So what would the rational person bleieve to be the cause of such a devastating hurricane? A quote from this article can help:If you look at the

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1126288041649033432005-09-09T10:39:00.000-07:002005-09-13T00:09:34.180-07:00

I mean really? You want all of your belongings to be at your new residence instead of your old one, and what's the best they can offer you? A large truck and a big guy to trog your possessions into and out of the truck. Who are the ad wizards that came up with this one? (End Seinfeld like rant)I just got done moving for the fifth time in my life and I am still amazed that the best way to move is

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1125551048800096872005-09-02T09:35:00.000-07:002005-09-02T12:07:03.266-07:00

CUPERTINO, California—September 2, 2005—Apple® today announced that the much anticipated successor to the iPod will be available in quantity for the holiday season. That latest gadget, with yet to be released features, will have the moniker iShit™."The new iShit™ will surpass the iPod line in both features and sales," said Phil Schillen, Apple 's senior vice president of Worldwide Product

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1125549317501785712005-09-01T09:23:00.000-07:002005-09-01T13:30:00.276-07:00

I always love good arguments based on stereotypes because you can usually tell who took a course on logic and paid attention. We are usually taught that stereotypes are wrong and that anyone who uses them is an ignorant prick. The problem is that most stereotypes are based on a lot of truth. Most guys with mullets are dipshits and generally women care way too much about their appearance. Now the

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1125452683804824232005-08-30T18:32:00.000-07:002005-08-31T10:57:47.946-07:00

Kevin Smith's "Mallrats" is being released on a special 10th Aniversary Extended Edition DVD according to this post. A review of the DVD reveals that there is a completely reedited version of the movie that is almost completely different. I can't wait to check this out while eating some chocolate covered pretzels.

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1125424282719117842005-08-30T10:51:00.000-07:002005-08-30T10:52:43.236-07:00

Declan McCullagh form News.com has a great piece on the government's continued actions against anything considered indecent, obscene, pornographic, or fun. At the rate things are going a poo joke is going to cost the average American $150, while a penis joke, much like healthcare, will be out of reach for all, but the wealthiest Americans. Here's a list of people and works that have been declared

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1125358526497236202005-08-29T16:35:00.000-07:002005-08-29T16:35:26.503-07:00

It was predicted and now it has begun as told in this MSNBC.com article. The George Carlin predicted that the guns would be brought to church and that they shalt be called "Disgruntled Worshipers". All shall bow to the great powers of the Carlin and consult his Works.

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1125172284187130612005-08-27T12:18:00.000-07:002005-08-27T12:51:24.193-07:00

The LA Times has a great story about how creationists are using dinosaurs to get kids to learn the "truth" about evolution."If [evolutionists] convince people that dinosaurs are exotic, strange creatures, they've won right there, and the Bible looks like a book of Jewish fairy tales," said Sean Meek, executive director of the Tennessee group Project Creation.What is wrong with fairy tales?

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I've recently started getting some phishing emails that have appeared to be from Paypal. I've decided to do a public service and tell you how to spot these phonies better than Holden Caufield from "Catcher in the Rye". It's a little tricky because any douche bag can make an email look like it came from anyone. Just change your reply-to address, copy the graphics and formatting, add some magic,

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1124906440331524922005-08-24T11:00:00.000-07:002005-08-24T11:00:40.343-07:00

This USA Today article gives a pretty lengthy discussion about radio going digital in the same way TV broadcasts are starting to go digital. "Digital radio can revitalize AM stations by making them sound like analog FM," the article says. It really makes you want to stand in line to fork over a few hundred dollars to get this great experience. Digital radio shouldn't be confused with satalite

Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1124770390842085472005-08-22T20:49:00.000-07:002005-08-22T21:16:16.296-07:00

I just got Gwen Stefani's CD and I must say that it is pure genius. The beats and melodies are novel and fun, while the lyrics are nothing short of inspirational. "What You Waiting For?" tells us Take a chance you stupid hoIn "Holla Back Girl" we learn This shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S Plus we get to learn what Gwen would say to me if we ever went out on a date in "Bubble Pop Electric" Tonight

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Andy Goldfarb has a webpage where he makes his case to get a date with Natalie Portman. Although he does his best to come off as level headed and sincere, it still appears to be 100% stalking. This isn't your father's stalking where you could end up in jail, but stalking to the extreme in the digital age. This guy doesn't even have to leave the house and he can get the latest details about his

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This is a little old, but I just found a press release about Shaq being made an honarary Deputy U.S. Marshal to help protect kids online from predators. As interesting as that fact is on its own, the release goes on to state that according to the FBI, there is a "100 percent chance" of a child or teen meeting a predator in a chat room. "100 percent chance"? Seriously? Haven't we been taught that

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I occasionally like to listen to talk radio when I drive so that I don't have to think. Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and Al Franken can all do the thinking for me. When I went to take a mental vacation at 48 minutes past the hour today, I was greeted, not by the talking points of the day, but instead by commercials. I went through all five of my presets and every station was airing commercials.

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Mass mailings to everyone in an address book is something that really pisses me off. The average hotmail user has no idea what the hell they are doing. If you are sending an email to five budies or updating co-workers on the status of a project then go right ahead and use the "To:" or "Cc:" fields. Everyone probably knows everyone anyway and Reply All is welcomed. Now when it comes to sending a

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According to this article Dave Chappelle's Show Season 3 won't be seen on comedy central. According to Charlie Murphy the eight episodes that have already been recorded will be on DVD eventually. Dave probably wanted to keep doing the same show he had done for the first two seasons, but Comedy Central, fearing possible congressional regulation of cable, started to give Dave some heat about his

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Now you can get down on your knees and get all the wisdom of the ancient mystics right in your mouth with the new Kabbalah Energy Drink. I tried it and for less than a dollar the light refreshing flavor does give you a decent boost. If you like cheap energy drinks, like I do, then you might want to give it a try. Just be careful not to get any in your eye.

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If you think there aren't enough Operating Systems to choose from to run your text editor, then you're in luck. Now in addition to Windows (98, ME, 2000, XP Home, and XP Pro), Mac OS X, Unix, AIX, Solaris, HP-UX, and the small number of Linux distributions, there is the brand new Zeta OS 1.0 put out by yellowTAB. Finally the discerning consumer has some selection, but if you're lazy like me than

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I recently had Arthroscopic Knee Surgery because walking was becoming as fun as shaving Ron Jeremy and I thought 24 years old was little young to have less mobility than Stephen Hawking. So they cut open my knee, poked around for a bit, and 6 weeks later I can out walk Kristie Alley heading for a buffet. When it comes to surgery, doctors truly are miracle workers and can do a lot of good. I've

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The President is quickly deteriorating into the old See 'n Say that many of us played with as babies. It was a great toy and taught us needed facts. Like when we selected the picture of the cow and pulled the string we learned, "The cow says 'Mooooarg'" At most press conferences Bush operates in a similar manner. Select "Soldier Died in Iraq", pull the string, and get the programmed response: "

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I've hinted that I'm a big fan of squirrels previously, but this squirrel, Sugar Bush, that gets dressed in more outfits than Barbie, is too much. Squirrels are probably the cutest woodland creatures in existence right next to bunny rabbits and ducks, but dressing them up is just too cute. It's so cute it's excessive and should probably be criminal. This would be like Jessica Simpson coming out

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I finally saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and I didn't expect much going in. When you remake a classic all you can do is mess it up, but with Johnny Depp I figured it couldn't suck too much. The beginning of the movie was pretty weak, but this was the case with the original. My biggest complaint is the horrible special effects. The opening sequence has the worst CGI chocolate making ever

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I know a couple of people going to India this summer to visit family and I thought I would look up some information on the birthplace of many great engineers.India is about one-third the size of the United States and has a climate ranging from tropical monsoon in the south to temperate in the north. The fourth-largest coal reserves and iron ore can also be found there. India's population is

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If you want to know more about The Aristocrats than this clip should help you out:The Aristocrats - South Park.

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I had some fun while shaving my summer scruff and made this animated GIF. I still have to take a picture of myself completely shaved. If anyone knows of any good (free) GIF animation software then let me know.

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I just finished finished the second Harry Potter book and I hate to admit it, oh how it hurts to say this, but I liked it. I'm a fan. These books are really well written. What helps me enjoy the story a little more is this theory I have.I think that Harry Potter represents Jesus at about the same age. I've seen Dogma so I'm clearly a theology expert. Now when Jesus was around 11 he probably

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Either way this girl's blog is one of the most entertaining things I've ever read.

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Of all the institutes out there I think this one is now my favorite: The Happiness Institute. Some simple and insightful tips on being happy without the help of a bogeyman, space alien, or pharmacist.

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I thought I could do the impossible. How arrogant could I be to think that the result I wanted was even imaginable. I actually thought I could help mediate a dispute between three women by using logic and facts. I think I would have had an easier time getting all three of them to join a foursome. Jack Nicholson's character in As Good as It Gets , was generally dead on when he said that women are

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Justin and Holly Before Boat Dance 

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Justin and Holly Before The Boat Dance 

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Holly Rides the Bart 

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Best Body Competition. My Money is on the Guy in the Center 

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Party Matt 

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Les Drinks 

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Justin at Shasta Dam 

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Holly Shasta Dam 

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Ed's Bachelor Party 

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Ride the Cougar 

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Cougar Homeboys 

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Justin At Christmas 

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Waiting for Battle 

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Rugged Civil War Hero 

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Learning to Disc Golf 

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Carl's Form 

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Justin and Carl 

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Justin and Ryan Furgeson 

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Ryan and Les 

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Lum and Matt 

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Sctotish Games Crew 

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Walt and Kate 

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Karly F You 

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Justin and Holly Halloween 

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Kate and Karly 

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Halleh Karly Holly, Halloween 

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Kate Carolin and Jen, Halloween 

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My Hommies 

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Britni and Jada 

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Britni Baking 

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Carl Toga...TOGA! 

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Wish we could find a Strip Club 

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Ed loves Brian's Wedding 

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Jeremy the Glutton 

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