tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-148218532009-02-21T04:07:53.555-08:00A collection of ideas that are funny, interesting, strange, or just really cute.Justinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00589930246171027963noreply@blogger.comBlogger119125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14821853.post-1143057107258722452006-03-22T11:49:00.000-08:002006-03-22T11:51:47.256-08:00

Check out USELESS ADVICE FROM USELESS MEN this week where you can get advice from the male point of view.

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ArsTechnica has a story about a sweet new way to interact with your computer that comes out of Microsofts's research labs. Instead of using your crap ass mouse or janky keyboard, you can make email dance to your own beat with a DDR pad. Spam, gets deleted with a sweet jump move so you burn calories while taking out your frustration on that "PENUS IN-LARGE HOME MORGAUGE".

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Check out Rob in China this week for tales of travel in China.

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I've moved Just Ideas over to BlogCharm so that I can get paid to blog. The blog is being promoted using Blogexplosion and Blogmad. For more information click the links or leave a comment. I look forward to hearing from you on the new blog!

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Howard Stern has been sued by CBS Radio over promoting Sirius Satalite Radio during his last year on the air. As a long time fan and avid listener, I know that any talk of Sirius while Howard was with CBS radio was approved by top CBS management and that anything they didn't want on the air could have been dumped as easily as the word 'anal'. The case should be a slam dunk for Howard since CBS

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It's always been annoying that a device that (usually) works so well inside, can suck on toast when you bring inside. I read an article from Tom's Hardware about an upcoming family of products that finally lets you use your phone in the location where man has been trying to spend more time in thousands of years --- inside. The product from SignalWide is essentially a glorified repeater. It takes

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I never thought that a sports car could be economical, but the Lotus Elise proves it's possible. It gets 22 mpg city and 29 mpg on the highway so you won't feel too bad passing all those Prius Assholes as you go 0 to 60mph in under 5 seconds. All for a very cheap (sports car) price of $42,990. I now have something to work for...so back to work.

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I recently found out how good it can feel to help out others in need. A couple months ago a lovely piece of jail bait knocked on my door. She was selling magazines so that she could get something to improve her life...blah blah blah. When I saw that I could get a two year subscription to Penthouse for only $30, I knew I had to help. The 4 to 8 weeks of waiting is over, and now, every time I look

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Censorship of radio lyrics has gone to fucking ret@#$ed lengths recently. First up we have the Black Eyed Peas with their hit song "Let's Get Retarded." You may have never heard about this song because the censored radio friendly version is "Lets Get It Started". The lyrics of the original song even state:In this context, there's no disrespect So changing the name of the song is in fact ret@#$ed.

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We all know that it's not cheating if you're dipping your meat plunger into another muff tuft as long as you're in another area code. A lesser known, but related rule, concerns country codes. If you tongue kiss and take a tea bag from a man while in another country, you're technically still straight in your home port. Bon Voyage!

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You've seen these jag heads with their oversized kids toys. They pedal along with traffic pretending to be like the rest of the big boys on the road, but what they don't realize is that they are about 100 Cliff Bars short of being able to go fast enough and a couple of digits shy of the required IQ to get the hell off the road. Thanks for saving the planet you marble bagged wonders, but 'F' you

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I live in a pretty small town. Technically it's a city, but if you don't have a place for poor people to shop (Food4Less or WalMart) then you're just a town. I've learned that when driving around this crap-berg, the only thing that matters is distance. No "faster, but longer" route exists as it does in a real city. Oh there are parts where you might think you could go faster, but that's when you

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While traveling for the Holidays, I decided to visit my old school where I spent my time as an undergrad. I wandered around and checked out all the new construction. I like watching other people work so I took my time. When I finally returned to my car, I saw a yellow envelope and a red piece of paper under my windshield wiper blade. Apparently I hadn't given enough to the Alumni Foundation that

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The Holidays are finally over, so that means a lot of built up psychotic rage at the mundane parts of life that make me want to start punching throats. So enjoy my anger or go 'F' yourself. And for the record, they were the "Holidays". Last time I checked the Calendar, Christmas and New Year's are both Holidays and they are within a week of each other. Now I could refer to them both by name, but

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Happy Chanukkah from a Denny's Claw Machine!

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When I triedHooters 3D Golf I wasn't expecting Golden Tee, but I still wasn't expecting the worst mini golf experience ever. This game is almost so bad that it's fun to see how much the controls suck. Enjoy the crap game!

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I found these sweet stuffed, butt stuffing pouches at Ikea in the kids section. They are literaly sewn together at the hands so that they can only be in sexual positions. Call me old fashioned, but I think that kids should learn about sex from TV like we used to back in the good old days.

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The LA Times has an article about what happens to those curbside recyclables after they get picked up. Recycling still depends heavily on manual labor, which is incredibly lame and why it is still mostly a waste of time and money (except for aluminum). We need money to research better recyling methods instead of subsidizing the current methods. Until that happens I'll be tossing the newspaper in

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George Takei (rhymes with 'okay') is officially gay. Hey that whole line rhymed...sweeet!

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Taking a call while playing keyboard during a performance gives this guy the coveted "Biggest Douche on Earth" Award. Get it together Ass Hole!

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I love listening to the 'S' deuces, or Sorority Sluts, while wandering campus. Today I overheard a great conversation that went something like this:She is such a trashy little skank and she is like sooo ugly. I mean she's not too bad since she's thin, but could you imagine if she was like 30 pounds heavier? She'd be like ugly squared!For those math majors keeping count, I'm sure these cum

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Blurb below confirms it will be 'Diamond' David Lee Roth and Adam 'Ass Man' Carolla replacing Howard Stern come January. I'm not sure if I'll care to listen to either one for very long except to hear them suck. Adam Carolla clearly can't carry his own show on comedy central so I doubt adding four and half more hours will help. As for the Diamond, I'm 24 and I barely have any idea of who he is.

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Tired of kids making fun of you because you don't know a chi from a xi? Then check out this guide to greek letters so you won't be such an alpha sigma sigma.

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I got in an accident with my S-Box 3000, or Saturn, if you want to be a dick about it. Turns out this is what $2400 worth of body work looks like. Thank Jebus for insurance, otherwise I'd be really pissed at myself. I'm a big fan of insurance because of stuff like this. Whenever something happens to someone's property and they don't have insurance, I don't feel bad at all. Fuck 'em I say. If

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